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Feb 23

Bob

Bob is the receptionist for the Illinois Department of Insurance. I am unable to find a picture of this man, but his physical characterstics are as follows:

5”10, 300 lbs, marine hair cut, glasses, wide smile.

Bob reads the following book at his desk:

Bob has met my girlfriend. They hugged. Bob won’t stop talking about her. She gives good hugs, I agree.

I just did Bob’s taxes at the Center for Economic Progress!!!!! BOOM!