Abe’s Town
Last night was hysterical. A brief run-down in list form follows below:
1. No time for dinner and an open bar at the firm party. YES!
2. Be a social dynamo = schmooze with everyone in sight.
3. After-party at the bars downtown
4. Accost a group of hipsters about Radiohead’s new album: “Hey did you guys get the new Radiohead album? No? Why not?”
I am in khakis and a dress shirt. The hipsters clearly think I’m mocking them. I then open the discussion to other new music. They have started to accept me.
5. Find the THREE liberals out of FIFTY PLUS at my firm and get our own table.
6. Expose them to the ideals of John Rawls:
http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/original-position/
7. Leave bar, begin to walk home drunk.
8. Encounter group of hipsters from #4. I tell them we should all go party some more.
9. Go to another bar. Buy shots. Wingman hipster named Elvis to successfully pick-up a girl.
10. Go home and sleep!
