December 2010
6 posts
“How do you think Eskimos take a piss? I mean, do they just whip it out in the...”
– Elderly black man at the urinal next to mine. State workers are the best!
Dec 10th
Taxes
Come to Springfield any Wednesday night from January 26-April 13th and I will do your taxes for free! Hooray for volunteering :D
Dec 8th
“I just made blueberry pancakes while wearing a robe. Now I’m drinking a...”
– Miles Pfefferle
Dec 3rd
Hi Tumblr, I'm back!
Updates in my life: I’ve moved to Springfield to take a job as a dirty auditor. God damnt do I hate auditing. It’s not much in my personality to show people why they are WRONG. I’m much more of a creator. As in, creating budgets, completing tax returns, making forecasts, etc. YOU KNOW how it is, right? Anyway, finally took the last section of the CPA exam yesterday. I hope I...
Dec 2nd
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