June 2011
4 posts
May 2011
3 posts
April 2011
5 posts
My ex's sister wrote this. →
bullshitalacarte:
buffaloesatthebeach:
Τι πράγματα…: This post will likely make Sylvia weep
I don’t “care for” my brother. We all know this. We get along better these days, but I wouldn’t consider us “friends” by any means.
However, when a friend of his ex-girlfriend posts some ridiculous bullshit about him being a snob or calling them dirty, etc., I felt this swelling rage inside of me. It...
How to spend a weekend in Springfield
March 2011
11 posts
I just got a 'save the date...'
From a girl I went to high school with. A girl who has rejected my facebook friend request countless times over the past 5 years. A girl whose brother has a very serious girlfriend; yet, perpetually macks on my little sister over facebook.
I think I will go to said wedding. Free meal, free booze. Of course I’m not going to buy them a gift…
Seriously though, wtf!
“If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.”
– Lisa Moriyama
(Let’s hope you’re right, lady.)
“It was rainy night in March when I boarded the train to Chicago…”
– My life. Now.
A look of confusion
When one of my co-workers caught me devouring a quarter pounder. Alone. In my car. In the Wal-mart parking lot.
“When he talks, does he wave his hands around a lot, like he’s been around...”
– Detective Britten interrogating the housekeeper in Richard Wright’s book Native Son.
February 2011
43 posts
Best Twitter Ever →
Young Springfield Professionals Network
http://www.ypspringfield.org/?page_id=17
Tonight, I join. Goddamnt my life has taken a drastic turn towards normalcy.
“_____ took the wind out my sails”
– I think this is my new favorite way to describe defeat.
Bob
Bob is the receptionist for the Illinois Department of Insurance. I am unable to find a picture of this man, but his physical characterstics are as follows:
5”10, 300 lbs, marine hair cut, glasses, wide smile.
Bob reads the following book at his desk:
Bob has met my girlfriend. They hugged. Bob won’t stop talking about her. She gives good hugs, I agree.
I just did Bob’s...
This photo series is AMAZING! →
GIRLS
Really, really digging this band. All of their songs have an almost island-like feel, not to mention the lyrics are nearly all about relationships. I find them to be very heartwarming.
Plus, the two front-men are so weird looking I cannot look away:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5Oa6ih0kgA
“You see Elaine, Billy was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed...”
“What’s the hardest thing about rollerblading? Telling your parents...”
– A gay friend of mine on the facebook.
Happy Half-Birthday...To Me
I am only half of the man this gentleman is.
Tonight
Driving to Lincoln, IL to visit The General:
I am bringing popcorn and the movie City Island.
If I play my cards right:
Abe's Town
Last night was hysterical. A brief run-down in list form follows below:
1. No time for dinner and an open bar at the firm party. YES!
2. Be a social dynamo = schmooze with everyone in sight.
3. After-party at the bars downtown
4. Accost a group of hipsters about Radiohead’s new album: “Hey did you guys get the new Radiohead album? No? Why not?”
I am in khakis and a dress...
Firm Party: Tonight
~50 accountants. Springfield, IL.
Free h’orderves and drinks? Yes please!
